You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2007

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

You bend down to look at it. It's a tiny pink fox dragging a cart behind it. To your amazement, it talks to you. "I was once a fierce and wild beast, but then the fairies caught me. They cast spells on me and shrunk me to this size. Now I am forced to work all day mining gravel for them to build their castles. Beware the fairies! They are evil!" The fox then scurries away through a crack in the rock, leaving you to ponder the situation.

Would you like to go look at the stalactites and stalagmites or go look at the pool of water or leave the cave or give up and go home?