You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2007

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

You walk on through the forest until you see something odd. A knight with blue skin wearing blue armour sitting on a horse, near a tent. He shouts, "Halt! This is the blue king's territory! You are not permitted here!"

Would you like to talk to him or fight him or ignore him and walk past him or retreat and follow the creek west or give up and go home?