You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2013

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

You run past it and into the lush jungle. The scenery is lovely. Soon, you notice a pretty parrot in a tree. It seems to have some sort of mystical aura about it. It squawks, "Lichen! Lichen marks the spot! Lichen!"

Would you like to talk to it or attack it or ignore it and continue on or give up and go home?