You might as well have some fun while you can:

"A jest's prosperity lies in the ear that hears it." - Shakespeare

"Too much of a good thing is wonderful." - Anon

"They'll be making alcohol-free whiskey, next." - Inspector Morse

"Practice random kindnesses and senseless acts of beauty." - Anon

"I want to share my chocolate with Marella!" - Major

"The golden rule is that there are no golden rules." - George Bernard Shaw

"Here we are, striving for insanity.. yet it is this passion with stupidity that's ironically keeping us sane in the real world of insanity." - GRiPZ

The Magic Egg Adventure

Photograph © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2008

Text © copyright C. A. Broadribb 2017

You leave the creepy old building behind and cross the clearing to the base of a hill. To one side is a dark, mysterious forest. A white spider appears on a web in front of you. It hisses at you menacingly.

Would you like to attack it or run past it or enter the mysterious forest or give up and go home?